These are jokes children have sent us......

 

New Joke from Luke...

Q.What animal is it best to be in a really cold place?

A: A little otter

 
New joke from Ella

Q.Why is six afraid of seven?

A.Because seven eight nine

 

 

New joke from Ian...

Q.What did the sea say to the boat?

A. Nothing, it just waved

 

 

New joke Sameer...

Q. What do you call a bird that always runs out of breath?

A. A puffin

 

 

New joke from Angela...

Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A. Wonky

 

 

New joke from Joshua...

Q. What did one eye say to the other eye?

A. Something between us smells!

 

 

New joke samual...

Q. What is a noses favourite film?

A. Harry Snorter

 

 

Q. What did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas?

A. She burped 7up!  

 

 

Q. What drink do wrestlers like?

A. Fruit punch!  

 

 

Q. What do cats put in their drinks?

A. Mice cubes!  

 

 

Q. What’s a trees favorite drink?

A. Root beer!

 

 

Q. What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A. A coconut on holiday!  

 

 

Q. What do you get when 1,000 strawberries try to get through the door at one time?

A. Strawberry jam!

 

 

Q. What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it?

A. Nothing… bananas don’t talk!  

 

 

Q. What colour is a burp?

A. burble

 

 

Q. Why was the nose sad?

A. Because he did not get picked

 

 

Q. What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?

A. Hip hop

 

 

Q. Why is it dangerous to do maths in the jungle?

A. Because if you add four and four you get ate

 

 

Q. What did the flag say to the pole?

A. Nothing! it just waved

 

 

Q. What do you do if you see a space man?

A. Park in it man

 

 

Q. Which is the funniest soda?

A. Joke-a-cola!  

 

 

Q. Why did the man dance in front of the bottle?

A. It said, “Twist to open”!

 

 

Q. Where can you get milkshakes?

A. From nervous cows!